The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Catholic jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Catholic jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Catholic joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Catholic jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Catholics wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A Catholic and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Catholic turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the Catholic. The Catholic's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the Catholic who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Catholics laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 12/12/2011
Pages: 106
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.34lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.22d
ISBN13: 9781468080247
ISBN10: 1468080245
BISAC Categories:
- Humor | Topic | Religion

About the Author
Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Young's Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.

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